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Vaguely a Review | Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse

Good day, dear Sprinkles. I was going to argue that because of time differences, it’s Sunday somewhere but actually…it isn’t. So oops. Nevertheless, today we—as in me—are watching Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. Although feel free to watch along with me because I’m not fabulous at providing context. We all have our flaws. Is it technically a kids show? Yes. DO I CARE? NO. This is one kids show (and there are at least a couple) that people older than 8 can definitely enjoy wit

A Very Safe Choose Your Own Adventure Story

HEY SPRINKLES! Happy Sunday (omg it’s actually Sunday well done me)! This is a little (very little) choose your own adventure story (taking the same vibe as the ones written by Andy Griffiths). Although you are just making hot chocolate. So not much of an adventure really. A very safe activity. Definitely. 

Sandwich Crimes & Murder Times

Helllooo, Sprinkles, so it is Tuesday, not Sunday. However, Tuesday chronologically is closer to Sunday than Monday is and if I continue on this trajectory we will end up back on Sunday. Theoretically, if you think about it enough. But I digress—anyway, today I’ve written a short story (so we are veering into fiction today rather than me ranting). This is heavily inspired by those bad analogies written by high school students, if you haven’t seen it, look it up. It's hilariou

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