Helllooo, Sprinkles, so it is Tuesday, not Sunday. However, Tuesday chronologically is closer to Sunday than Monday is and if I continue on this trajectory we will end up back on Sunday. Theoretically, if you think about it enough. But I digress—anyway, today I’ve written a short story (so we are veering into fiction today rather than me ranting). This is heavily inspired by those bad analogies written by high school students, if you haven’t seen it, look it up. It's hilariou